Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
