I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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