the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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