I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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