You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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