ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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