I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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