can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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