i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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