He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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