I can't breathe out the right side of my face
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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