i don't plan on having that self control this summer
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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