Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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