omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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