At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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