walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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