No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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