In the future we'll all be gay
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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