took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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