You're my little dorito
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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