But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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