How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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