I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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