he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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