Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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