Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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