All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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