Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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