quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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