and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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