tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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