im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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