That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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