So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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