Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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