problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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