She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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