It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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