that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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