Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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