shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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