Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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