On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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