I love black thongs
Your tits are I can't wait for
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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