im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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