Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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