This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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