Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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