she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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