haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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