stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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