My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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